according to the calender, its been seven months since i've use this. approximately 78 fleas have feasted off my legs. i have ate six or seven blocks of tofu. i pooped. i photographed. i drank and i ate. i was payed a large sum of money to withdraw myself from the house we didn't pay rent for. there was house shows. there was tour. there was traveling to texas and swimming in new mexican lakes seemingly lacking in blemish. we soaked a pitbull's head, called things seitanic, hung out in long beach, and barely fell off our bikes. i got "hired" to make a record's lyric sheet zine. i played a show in a band i'm not in at a dilapidated LA bowling alley. 

i got a new bottom bracket, and there are no cotter pins. i moved into a west oakland dreamhouse. there's a puppy here. i drank more coffee, and found things less disposable. 

"there's no place like hella."